Day 7: Hey, that's one week.

I'm now on post #3 of the evening and I'm fading fast. Procrastination, you fickle foe. Let's do a crash-course on today's adventures, shall we?

Got up early. Went to Comet Cafe. Actually got there before they opened for breakfast - a first for me. Both ordered the vegan breakfast scramble. I'm not a breakfast person in the first place, so I'm tough to please. Scott is the epitome of a breakfast person, so he's somehow even tougher to please. Scramble turned out to be pretty great. Tofu "eggs" are a weird color. Vegan bloody marys aren't covered in meat and cheese. Hashbrowns were a genius invention.

Took a nap. Meal planned (that's what I call going on Pinterest). Made the trek to Woodman's. Got overwhelmed. Couldn't find things. Then found things I never even knew existed. Bought several of them. Overheard several children having meltdowns. Overheard several parents having meltdowns. Spent a good 30 minutes trying to find lentils. Almost knowingly bought a bag of rotten avocados (they were only a $1!). Found a $10 magazine about wedding dresses. Bought two of them. Learned that you can basically buy rice by the metric ton for pennies. Bought my first packages of tofu, tempeh, and veganaise. Watched a teenage girl throw items past the check-out scanner at lightspeed while our bill crept closer and closer to $200. Got lost on the way out.

Grilled potatoes, zucchini, mushrooms, and red peppers for dinner. Tried to make kale chips. Burnt a whole lot of kale chips. Chopped and prepped everything for tomorrow's dinner (crock pot lentil soup). Vowed to go to the gym before work in the morning. Realized it was 11 p.m. Typed this entire post like a robot. Thanked you in advance for reading this swill. Promised to do better tomorrow.